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// wank//

outlanderfraser:

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Agreed. I will be writing an EPIC blog post about this the week that particular episode airs. 

Is there a video of the 1x08 preview floating around out there? Or is everyone (understandably) otherwise occupied?

girlnamedjenn:

Someone please tell me why Entertainment Weekly posted the review for the Wedding this morning? Someone there needs to deal with this, people have waited over 2 DECADES for this!

WTG, really! Only not. Please don’t read it till you’ve seen it. Watch it first. For your own mental well being and all.

FYI, there is stuff left out of the EW review — including one pivotal scene.

// My dilemma//

lonelysavioroftheuniverse:

should I show Outlander to my mom? 

there’s sex in it

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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT EYE BROOCH. 

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fponthedl:

pleatedjeans:

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nightlocktime #this is wrong in so many levels!!!#also five days ago this wouldn’t have hurt me so much#not today#fponthedl#see the consequences of your personality tests?#oh my dear parents :(

Oh so it’s my fault now? LOL 

I am laughing so hard I am crying. Also, my O2 sats are probably low right now because I can’t breathe.

fponthedl:

pleatedjeans:

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nightlocktime 

Oh so it’s my fault now? LOL 

I am laughing so hard I am crying. Also, my O2 sats are probably low right now because I can’t breathe.

'Outlander' Exclusive Wedding Episode Sneak Peek: Jamie & Murtagh's Touching Chat

I’m not crying. YOU’RE CRYING.

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My animals are weird. Winston decided to hole up inside my box spring. Ignore the torn bed skirt. That was courtesy of my dog. Oi!

Matt Damon to Return to Jason Bourne Franchise

Renner was fine. But I missed Damon more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor. I, in fact, missed him more than that movie missed the point. (And that’s an awful lot.)

I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking forks out as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.
Step aside.
This is where I flail.